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The staff of Quality Assurance and Food Safety magazine would like to wish all of our readers a happy holiday season! We thank all of you for reading QA magazine, visiting our site and providing us with valuable feedback. We look forward to serving you in 2021.
Since many of you will be celebrating Christmas via a Zoom call, here are some bad Christmas jokes you can use to fill up those uncomfortable silences.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus.
What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper!
Why is Christmas just like your job?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soot's him
Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
Because the present's beneath them.
What do you call a broke Santa? Give up yet?
It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS
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